1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:05,473 I'D SAY MORE LIKE FOUR. WHAT? IT HAS NOT BEEN FOUR YEARS 2 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,308 SINCE WE STEPPED FOOT INSIDE OUR GARAGE. 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,378 IT WAS WHEN WE GOT THE JEEP. THAT WASN'T -- YES, IT WAS. 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,013 AND WE ONLY GOT AS FAR AS OPENING THE DOOR 5 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:14,448 BEFORE SOMETHING FLEW OUT SCARING YOU. 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,484 YES, IT SCARED ME WHILE YOU STOOD BY 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,319 LIKE DR. DOLITTLE CHATTING WITH THE BAT. 8 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,389 IT WAS A BAT, WASN'T IT? WEARING AN OZZFEST T-SHIRT, I BELIEVE. 9 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,824 WILL THE MAN NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE THAT DOWN? 10 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,959 WELL, JOE NAMATH WILL FOREVER BE WEARING PANTYHOSE. 11 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,029 TRUE. VERY TRUE. SO WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE BAT CAVE? 12 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:32,500 WE DID PROMISE LANE THAT HER BAND COULD REHEARSE HERE. YES, WE DID. 13 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,236 AND THEY'LL NEED TO GET IN THERE TO DO SO. 14 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,038 SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING IN. I GUESS WE ARE. 15 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:41,242 ALRIGHT. ON THREE. 16 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:45,279 ONE, TWO, THREE. 17 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,047 AAH! WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! 18 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,682 THOSE ARE THE BOXES FROM OUR ATTIC 19 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,918 YOU WERE TO GIVE AWAY TWO YEARS AGO! WHAT? 20 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,754 I SPENT THREE DAYS BOXING ALL THE STUFF IN THE ATTIC. 21 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,190 YOU WERE GONNA CALL SOMEONE TO PICK THEM UP. 22 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,991 THE GUY DIDN'T SHOW. 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,161 HE DIDN'T? NO, I DON'T THINK. 24 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,462 UNBELIEVABLE. 25 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,497 I GOT BORED AFTER SITTING THERE TWO HOURS. 26 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,334 I LEFT A NOTE SAYING THE STUFF WAS IN THE GARAGE 27 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,901 AND HE COULD LEAVE A RECEIPT. 28 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,538 THESE GUYS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S GARAGE. 29 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:14,275 THE NOTE SAID IT WAS OKAY. HOW DID HE KNOW THE NOTE WAS AUTHENTIC? 30 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,144 I WROTE IT ON POWERPUFF GIRLS STATIONERY. 31 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:19,613 WHO'D HE THINK WAS SETTING HIM UP, HELLO KITTY? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,915 THESE ARE SOUVENIRS FROM OUR LIFE'S JOURNEY. 33 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:25,453 THIS IS NOT JUNK. THIS IS JUNK, AND THAT OVER THERE IS JUNK. 34 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,888 ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK. 35 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:28,889 WE'RE PACK RATS. 36 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,024 WE'RE SANFORD AND SON. 37 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,860 BYE-BYE. [ GASPS ] 38 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,027 WAIT! WHAT? 39 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,463 HUG-A-WORLD! WHAT? 40 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,398 HUG-A-WORLD. IT'S MY HUG-A-WORLD. 41 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,200 WHERE'S THE WORLD? IT'S FADED. 42 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,968 OH, WAIT, I CAN SEE SOMETHING. 43 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,571 CANADA. CANADA. NICE. OKAY. 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,439 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROWING IT OUT. 45 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,875 YOU CAN'T THROW OUT HUG-A-WORLD. I'M NOT THROWING OUT HUG-A-WORLD. 46 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,844 I'M THROWING OUT HUG-A-CANADA. I LEARNED MY SEVEN CONTINENTS ON HUG-A-WORLD. 47 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:54,315 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE USED TO SQUEEZE IT AS TIGHT AS WE COULD, 48 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,150 AND WHEREVER OUR PINKIES WOULD END UP, 49 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,552 THAT'S WHERE WE WERE GOING TO GO TOGETHER. 50 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,954 MANY TRIPS TO UZBEKISTAN WAS PLANNED THAT WAY. 51 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,690 WE CAN CLEAN HIM AND KEEP HIM. 52 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,992 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. THANK YOU. 53 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:09,263 IF I CLEAN UP HUG-A-WORLD DOES THAT CANCEL OUT ME NOT GETTING RID OF THE BOXES? 54 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,664 I'LL CONSIDER IT A WASH. 55 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,100 HOW ABOUT IF I CHASE IT AND BRING IT BACK? 56 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,536 HUG-A-WORLD WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE WORLD. IT'S MOVING. 57 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,405 THERE'S SOMETHING LIVING THERE BESIDES CANADIANS. 58 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,673 I HUGGED IT REALLY TIGHT. YES, YOU DID. 59 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:23,076 I HAVE TO SHOWER. HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE GARAGE?! 60 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,712 RORY! 61 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:28,048 HEY, HOW ABOUT IF LANE'S BAND REHEARSES IN THE KITCHEN? 62 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,018 WE DON'T USE THAT, EITHER. 63 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,522 * IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD * 64 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:39,627 * FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD * 65 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:43,564 * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME * 66 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:48,302 * AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN * 67 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:52,673 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 68 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:56,810 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 69 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,046 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 70 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,582 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 71 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:05,553 * I WILL FOLLOW * * OH, OH, OH * 72 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:10,591 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 73 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:15,028 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 74 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,564 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 75 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,467 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 76 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:24,204 * I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD * 77 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,641 [ LOUD BANGING ] 78 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,982 CAN I TAKE -- [ SAW WHIZZING ] 79 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,384 CAN I TA-- [ SAW WHIZZING ] 80 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,652 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 81 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,788 WHAT CAN I -- [ SAW WHIZZING ] 82 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,490 THAT'S IT. 83 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:48,329 I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A CARVED ARCH ABOVE THE DOOR. 84 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,563 THAT'S A BLUEPRINT, TAYLOR. 85 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,599 YES, TOM, I KNOW IT'S A BLUEPRINT, BUT -- 86 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,233 TAYLOR. ONE SECOND, LUKE. 87 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,669 I KNOW, BUT IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY HERE, 88 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,105 THEN I DON'T EXPECT TO SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE. 89 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,740 IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE, 90 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,775 YOU WON'T SEE A PAYCHECK. ARE WE CLEAR? 91 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,211 GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR. 92 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,646 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 93 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,581 I'M RENOVATING YOUR BUILDING. YOU KNOW THAT. 94 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,249 I ALSO KNOW THAT THE RENOVATION 95 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:12,085 IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON OVER THERE INSIDE THE BUILDING. 96 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:16,557 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE. 97 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,792 I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE THE NECESSARY RENOVATIONS 98 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,495 TO THE BUILDING THAT I'M PAYING GOOD MONEY TO LEASE. 99 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,731 IF ANY OTHER PERSON PULLED A STUNT LIKE THIS 100 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,966 IN FRONT OF YOUR MARKET, YOU'D HAVE THEM ARRESTED. 101 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,168 I HAVE ACQUIRED ALL THE NECESSARY PERMITS 102 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,637 TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING, 103 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,973 AND ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN LOOKED OVER AND APPROVED 104 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,676 BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE. YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE! 105 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,845 IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME, 106 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,680 YOU MAY TAKE THEM UP WITH ME. 107 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:42,550 GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SAW. GET HIM AWAY FROM MY DINER. 108 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,219 I NOTICEDYOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY LAWYER'S CALLS ABOUT THE LEASE AGREEMENT. 109 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,723 WE'VE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THAT THOSE PAPERS GET SIGNED. 110 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,692 I'M NOT GOING THROUGH ANY LAWYER. 111 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,528 YOU WANT THOSE PAPERS SIGNED, YOU WALK THEM OVER TO ME. 112 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,697 THEN I'LL SIGN THEM. LUKE, THIS IS BUSINESS. 113 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,066 IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY. 114 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,102 IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM. I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT. 115 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:05,272 ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE. 116 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:08,909 THERE'S A REASON THEY SAY GOOD LAWYERS MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS. 117 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:12,145 WHO THE HELL SAID THAT? OH, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT. 118 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,747 OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK. 119 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,484 TOM, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS ARCHWAY, SHALL WE? 120 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,852 GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR. 121 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,124 I ALREADY TALKED TO THE NEIGHBORS. 122 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:27,395 KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED, AND THE MUSIC MUST STOP BY 8:00. 123 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,029 I'VE TO BE HOME BY 6:00. 124 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:32,700 WE'LL BE DONE BY 8:00. DON'T YOU WORRY. I WON'T. 125 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:36,637 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. LORELAI. OKAY. 126 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,373 UH, SO, UM, RORY SHOWED YOU THE KEY. 127 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,009 YOU'RE WELCOME TO ANYTHING IN THE KITCHEN, WHICH IS NOTHING, 128 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,844 BUT THE WATER'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING. 129 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,679 JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT. 130 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,481 YOU ASK, I WILL OBEY. SUPER. 131 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,717 I'M OUT! HE'S OUT! I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE! 132 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,786 OH, NO, NO, NO! I'LL GET IT. OKAY. 133 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,355 OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO. 134 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,525 PLEASE? I'M GOOD, PAMELA DE BARRES. 135 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,793 WHEN DID YOU TURN ON MOMMY? WHAT? HE'S CUTE. 136 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,029 AND, IF YOU LATCH ON NOW, YOU'RE TOTALLY ENTITLED 137 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,865 TO HALF OF EVERYTHING WHEN HE DUMPS YOU AFTER HE'S FAMOUS. 138 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,900 OKAY, UM, SINCE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP, 139 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,903 SIMPLY A NEW PLACE TO LIVE, I'M GONNA JUST GO. 140 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,705 LISTEN -- YOU'RE BACK. OKAY, HI. 141 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,741 WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING A GIG NEXT MONTH, 142 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,810 AND I THINK YOU'D REALLY GET INTO IT. OH, WELL. 143 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,112 I'D LOVE TO GET INTO IT, ZACK, BUT SEE, 144 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:24,151 I HAVE THIS MEDICAL CONDITION WHERE I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC. YOU CAN'T? 145 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:29,890 NO. MY EARS -- THE HOLLOW TUBEY THING INSIDE IS VERY TINY, 146 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,792 AND IT WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE 147 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,227 IF I LISTEN TO ANYTHING LOUD AND MUSICAL. 148 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,029 THAT SUCKS. I KNOW. 149 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,666 THANKS FOR THE INVITE. I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 150 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,669 SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD REHEARSAL. 151 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,738 I'M GONNA GO ON INSIDE AND WRITE TO TIPPER -- GREAT GAL. 152 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,373 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE, PAM. 153 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,941 SHE IS SOME KIND OF FINE. 154 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,977 Brian: ZACK, SOME HELP WOULD BE GREAT. RELAX. 155 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,613 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE LETTING US REHEARSE HERE. 156 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,548 YOU CAN THANK US IN THE LINER NOTES. 157 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,585 RIGHT UNDER OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST. GOOD BILLING. 158 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,653 ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY PLAYING A GIG NEXT MONTH? 159 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,556 ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND. 160 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,626 THAT'D BE GREAT. CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR 161 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,295 AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL. I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF. 162 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,530 Brian: OKAY, I'M DONE! 163 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:12,533 Dave: ME TOO. Zack: LET'S DO THIS. 164 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,503 LISTEN, LANE, WE NEED TO TALK A SEC. SURE. 165 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,838 NOW THAT WE FINALLY HAVE A REAL REHEARSAL SPACE, 166 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,873 WE CAN GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE SOUND. ABSOLUTELY. 167 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,843 I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH. 168 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,478 YOU'VE GOT THE POTENTIAL, BUT YOU'RE SLOPPY. 169 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,948 I NEED A CLEAN ROLL ON THE TOMS, BUT POWERFUL LIKE MOON. OKAY. 170 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,218 I KNOW YOU'RE A GIRL, BUT YOU NEED TO PLAY LIKE A GUY. 171 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,654 AND IF THAT'S TOO HARD -- THAT'S NOT TOO HARD. 172 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:36,023 I'LL BE BETTER. I PROMISE. OKAY. 173 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:40,227 OKAY, PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WAY IT'S INTENDED, 174 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,863 BUT I'M GOING TO KICK DAVE IN THE SHINS REPEATEDLY 175 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,898 FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF. WHY? 176 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,735 WHY? DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE WAS TALKING TO YOU? 177 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,271 "PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE." WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE. 178 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,340 WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT? 179 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,042 HE FOOLED YOU. WHAT? 180 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,678 WE THOUGHT THE OTHERS MIGHT BE CATCHING ON ABOUT US, 181 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,548 SO WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN. THAT HE BECOME A JERK? 182 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:04,251 YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT, 183 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,485 THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK. 184 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,555 OKAY, BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU? 185 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,891 NO WAY. BELIEVE ME, HE KNOWS I PLAY BETTER, HARDER, MOONIER, 186 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,727 THAN ANY GUY THEY COULD POSSIBLY FIND, PLUS I SMELL BETTER. 187 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,163 OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE FINE WITH IT. I AM. 188 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,666 AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS, 189 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,701 NOT TWO STRONG ONES AND TWO WHATEVER ONES. 190 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:23,904 YOU SET THE TONE, LANE. IF YOU SUCK, WE SUCK. 191 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,575 GOD, HE'S WONDERFUL. 192 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,812 OKAY, NOW, THIS IS THE SUMATRA BLEND. 193 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,782 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN. 194 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,050 YOU KNOW, THIS IS PRETTY MUCH 195 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,886 WHAT I THOUGHT HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE. 196 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,321 THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER, 197 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,756 BUT BASICALLY, YEAH, THIS IS IT. 198 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,291 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 199 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,693 UM, SO, 200 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,495 I'VE HAD 15 OF THESE TINY COFFEES. YES, YOU HAVE. 201 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,965 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL OF THIS TASTING IS FREE? YES. 202 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,201 SO I'M A CHEAP DATE. THE TASTING IS FREE, 203 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,470 BUT I'VE TO PROMISE TO STOCK MY COFFEE CHAIN FROM THIS WAREHOUSE, 204 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,707 SO ACTUALLY IT'S COSTING ME $11,000 A MONTH. 205 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,175 JEEZ, I HOPE I'M WORTH IT. SO FAR, SO GOOD. 206 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,612 SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT HILLARY AND JEFF. 207 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,446 RIGHT. WELL, THEY LIVE WITH THEIR MOM, 208 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,215 BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT. 209 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,284 THEY'VE BOTH RECENTLY STARTED SOCCER BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S THE LAW. 210 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,755 RORY'S STILL GOT AN OUTSTANDING WARRANT ON THAT. SO HOW OLD ARE THEY? 211 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,857 SIX AND NINE. GOOD AGES. 212 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,192 HAVEN'T REALLY HIT A BAD ONE YET. ME EITHER. 213 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,862 ALTHOUGH WITH RORY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43. REALLY? 214 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,899 NOT SURE WHY. JUST HAVE THE FEELING THAT'S THE YEAR SHE'S GETTING THE MOHAWK. 215 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,035 MMM. WE LIKE SHARPER. 216 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:32,505 WHEN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR COFFEE PLACE, THIS MUST BE ON THE MENU. YEAH? 217 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,841 MMM, THAT'S SHARPER. 218 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,444 SO LET'S SEE. WE'VE COVERED WORK, KIDS. 219 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,613 SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES? 220 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,048 NOT A HOBBY GUY. HALLELUJAH. 221 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,283 MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING, WITH THE KIDS, 222 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,285 OR I'M CHARMING THE CHICKS WITH COFFEE. 223 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,921 A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING. 224 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,356 I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF. 225 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,458 OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU? 226 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,294 OH, THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT THE GREAT OUTDOORS, RIGHT? 227 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,997 I WAS THINKING OF DOING A LITTLE FISHING THIS SATURDAY. 228 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,299 OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. THERE'S THIS GREAT PLACE -- 229 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,035 BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FISHING. YOU WANNA COME? HUH? 230 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,205 I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU. OH, YEAH, SURE. 231 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,075 THAT WOULD BE NICE. GREAT, IT'S A DATE. 232 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,411 YES, IT IS A DATE. IT IS A FISHING DATE. 233 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,180 YOU READY TO TRY ANOTHER? 234 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,816 THERE'S ONE FROM PERU THAT COMES WITH A SURGEON'S WARNING. 235 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,451 HEY, IF THAT LAST ONE DIDN'T KILL ME, NOTHING WILL. 236 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,120 BE RIGHT BACK. 237 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:29,062 RORY! RORY! THE NUMBERS ARE ALL ADDING UP. 238 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,099 THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNING, AND I'M GOING TO MY SENIOR PROM. 239 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,300 WHAT? YES! 240 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,035 HOW? BECAUSE I'M BRILLIANT. 241 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,305 MY MOM WAS IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE SHE MADE A BIG SALE. 242 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,941 A DINING TABLE AND EIGHT CHAIRS, NONE OF WHICH MATCH, 243 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,976 THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE I WAS FOUR. 244 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,812 I'M GONNA MISS THOSE. GET OVER IT. 245 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,148 I TOLD HER I REALLY WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM, 246 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,383 AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T APPROVE OF SUCH THINGS, 247 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,220 BUT IF SHE LETS ME GO, WE'LL DO IT HER WAY. 248 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:56,489 HER WAY WOULD BE NOT TO LET YOU GO. SHE SAID THAT ALSO. 249 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,559 BUT I WENT ON TO CLARIFY THAT IF SHE LETS ME GO, 250 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,795 SHE'LL GET FULL DRESS APPROVAL, FULL CHAPERONE APPROVAL, 251 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,031 I PROMISED NOT TO ACTUALLY DANCE AT THE PROM, 252 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,666 AND WHATEVER BOY I GO WITH WILL BE REQUIRED TO ATTEND 253 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,937 FOUR FAMILY DINNERS BEFORE SHE SIGNS OFF ON HIM BEING MY ESCORT. 254 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,372 NICE MOVE ON USING THE WORD ESCORT INSTEAD OF DATE. 255 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,975 THE SUBLIMINAL IS HALF THE BATTLE, RORY. GO ON. 256 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,210 SO SHE SAT THERE, TOOK IT ALL IN, 257 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,012 AND AFTER A REALLY LONG PAUSE, 258 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,149 SHE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, "MAYBE." 259 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,517 YOU GOT A "MAYBE" FROM MRS. KIM. 260 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,454 I GOT A "MAYBE" FROM MRS. KIM! 261 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,458 OKAY, LET'S START WITH BASE. 262 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,594 RIGHT. NOW, WE'RE TALKING DAVE TAKING YOU TO THE PROM, RIGHT? 263 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,196 OF COURSE. MY MOM LOVES HIM. 264 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,832 LAST WEEK SHE LET HIM SIT IN OUR PEW. NO. 265 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,467 SHE MADE ME MOVE. YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED. 266 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,737 I'D BE OFFENDED IF I WEREN'T SO BUSY DOING A HAPPY DANCE. 267 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,472 IT'S ALL WORKING OUT SO PERFECTLY. 268 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,508 BY THE TIME SHE SAYS YES, SHE'LL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE, 269 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,343 AND WHEN I SAY I'M GOING WITH HIM, 270 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,980 IT'LL BE LIKE SHE PICKED HIM OUT HERSELF. YOU'RE BRILLIANT. 271 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,582 HEY, KIRK, IS THIS WATERPROOF? 272 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,217 WATER-RESISTANT. THANKS. 273 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,186 SHE ASKED DAVE TO PLAY THE WEDDING. 274 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,455 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY NON-KOREAN ALLOWED AT THE KIM FAMILY WEDDINGS. 275 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,491 YOU'VE BEEN TO SO MANY OF THESE WEDDINGS, 276 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,327 YOU'RE AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE CLAN NOW. I APPRECIATE THAT. 277 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,263 SO, YOUR COUSIN GETTING MARRIED SATURDAY -- WHAT'S HIS STORY? 278 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,900 JAMES -- VERY QUIET, KIND OF SKULKY, COULDN'T MEET ANYONE HERE, 279 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,770 SO HIS FAMILY ARRANGED TO HAVE A GIRL SHIPPED OVER FROM THE OLD COUNTRY. 280 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,006 I HOPE THEY CUT AIR HOLES IN THE BOX. 281 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,241 SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, AND SHE'S NEVER MET HIM. 282 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,010 THEN SHE'S GONNA NEED SOME SPARKLES. 283 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,512 OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT. LET'S GO. 284 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,547 CAN YOU IMAGINE MARRYING SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 285 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,583 ARE YOU KIDDING? USED CLOTHES STILL SKEEVE ME OUT A LITTLE. 286 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,252 WILL THIS BE ALL? YES. 287 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,055 I LIKE YOUR DISPLAY, KIRK. IT IS FUN, ISN'T IT? 288 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,391 OKAY, THAT'S $40.42. 289 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,893 HERE. 290 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,229 I'M ALSO INCLUDING A FEW SAMPLES -- 291 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,197 A FACIAL SCRUB AND A HONEY MASK -- 292 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,665 VERY SOOTHING, VERY HEALING. 293 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,500 THAT'S VERY NICE. 294 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:52,439 THANK YOU FOR COMING AND CALL ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE THAT MASK. 295 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,074 WE WILL. 296 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:58,078 OKAY, THE WEDDING'S AT 4:00, SO HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER AT 1:00 297 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,679 AND WE'LL GET HER READY? DEAL. 298 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,116 I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY THIS TIME. 299 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,218 I HOPE SO. I CAN FEEL IT. 300 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,956 LANE KIM IS GOING TO HER PROM. MAYBE! 301 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,091 DUMB, DUMB, DUMB. OH, COME ON! 302 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:15,162 SURE, I FISH. I ALSO BODYSURF AND WALK ON THE MOON WITHOUT A SPACE SUIT. 303 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,164 YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. OH. 304 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,233 WHAT OH? YOU LIKE HIM. I LIKE HIM, BUT I'M NOT 16. 305 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,870 I DON'T LIE TO GUYS TO MAKE THEM LIKE ME. 306 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,737 I GOT STUCK WHEN HE SAID FISHING. 307 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,974 I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND NOT SAY, 308 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,842 "FISHING? GREAT -- COLD, WET, AND SMELLY, 309 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,478 MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS AFTER THOSE WITCHES FROM 'MACBETH.'" 310 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,481 HONEY, WE ALL DO IT. WHEN JACKSON AND I STARTED DATING, 311 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,351 WE WENT TO THISPICKLING FESTIVAL, HE WORE A SHIRT WITH A FROG ON IT. 312 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,053 SO I'M TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION. 313 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,789 I SAY, "HEY, CUTE FROG." HE SAYS, "YOU LIKE FROGS?" 314 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,257 AND I SAY, "I LOVE FROGS." 315 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,226 SO FOR OUR SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY, 316 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,861 HE GIVES ME A FROG FIGURINE. 317 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,497 AND WHEN CHRISTMAS CAME, HE GAVE ME ANOTHER FROG FIGURINE. 318 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,967 HE TOLD HIS FAMILY WHAT TO GET ME, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN -- 319 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,835 YOUR FROG COLLECTION. I'M THE FROG GIRL. 320 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,871 YOU NEVER TOLD HIM YOU DON'T LOVE FROGS? 321 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,307 NO. HE HAS THE BEST TIME BUYING THEM FOR ME, 322 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,010 SO I JUST LET HIM BUY THEM. THAT'S SWEET. 323 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,246 MAYBE I COULD GO FISHING...MAYBE...ONCE. 324 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,082 TELL ME ABOUT ALEX. WELL, HE OWNS AN IRON COMPANY. 325 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,052 THEY DO GATES AND STATUES -- BIG, FANCY STUFF. 326 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,922 HE'S DIVORCED. HE HAS TWO KIDS HE'S CRAZY ABOUT. HE'S NICE. 327 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,524 HE DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE. IT'S ALL GOOD. 328 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,992 SO? 329 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,562 SO...I'M GOING FISHING. I'M THE FISH GIRL. 330 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,598 [ GASPS ] FROG GIRL WELCOMES YOU TO THE CLUB! 331 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,534 [ GIGGLES ] 332 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:32,205 IT'S TIME TO BREAK UP, BUT HE SEEMS SO HAPPY. YOU COULD DATE HIS BROTHER. 333 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,841 BUT THAT'S SO BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. WE COULD SWITCH. 334 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,910 ISN'T THAT HOW I GOT HIM? OH, YEAH. 335 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,146 WOW. IT REALLY IS TIME TO GO TO COLLEGE. 336 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,714 RORY, WHERE IS PARIS? SHE'S ALMOST 15 MINUTES LATE. 337 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,851 IS SHE? ALRIGHT. WELL, PERHAPS WE SHOULD START WITHOUT HER. 338 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,054 YOU CAN CONVENE THE MEETING. OKAY. 339 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,523 IF EVERYONE WILL TAKE THEIR SEATS, WE CAN CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER. 340 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,960 ALRIGHT, SINCE PARIS ISN'T HERE -- PARIS IS HERE! 341 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,894 YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO TAKE OVER, COULD YOU? 342 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,031 TELL IT TO THE TIMEX SALESMAN. MY GAVEL, PLEASE. 343 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,168 I CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER. 344 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,802 I ALREADY DID THAT. SORRY I'M LATE, 345 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,238 BUT I HAD SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO -- 346 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,874 BUSINESS WHICH I MUST NOW UNFORTUNATELY SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU. 347 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,945 AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR, WHEN WE WERE SWORN IN AS YOUR GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVES, 348 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,781 WE PLACED OUR HAND ON BIBLE, AND WE TOOK AN OATH -- 349 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,416 AN OATH THAT STATED THAT OUR BEHAVIOR 350 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,051 WOULD BE ETHICALLY AND MORALLY UPSTANDING 351 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,487 FOR AS LONG AS WE WERE SERVING IN OFFICE. 352 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,522 AND THAT IS WHY IT SADDENS ME GREATLY 353 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,592 TO INFORM YOU THAT ONE OF OUR OWN HAS FORSAKEN THAT OATH. 354 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,861 I HATE ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH A SPEECH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 355 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,764 I HOLD IN MY HAND EVIDENCE ACCUSING ONE RORY GILMORE 356 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,167 OF COMMITTING HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS. WHAT? 357 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,435 PARIS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 358 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,004 MS. GILMORE HAS BEEN CONSPIRING 359 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,638 WITH THE VARIOUS FACTIONS OF THIS SCHOOL 360 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,473 TO WEAKEN THE EFFICACY OF THIS ADMINISTRATION. 361 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,509 YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC. YOU KNOW THAT? 362 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,445 YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHANCE TO ADDRESS THESE CHARGES. WHAT CHARGES? 363 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,315 FIRST ON THE LIST, ESPIONAGE -- ESPIONAGE? 364 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,817 GATHERING PRIVILEGED INFORMATION AND DIVULGING IT TO THE ENEMY. 365 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,121 WHAT PRIVILEGED INFORMATION? "PROM COLORS ARE GREEN AND PINK. PASS IT ON"?! 366 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,024 NEXT ON OUR LIST -- THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME, TREASON. 367 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,658 I'M SORRY I TALKED ABOUT JAMIE. 368 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,294 AND HAVING A BIG MOUTH. THAT'S GOING ON THE LIST. 369 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:05,065 WHAT ABOUT FRANCIE? FRANCIE WAS NOT MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND. 370 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,335 FRANCIE WAS NOT PRIVY TO THE INNERMOST WORKINGS OF MY PERSONAL LIFE. 371 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,969 NOT UNTIL YOU MADE HER PRIVY. 372 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,904 EVERYONE IN SCHOOL SAW YOU WITH JAMIE. 373 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,406 I'M STILL TALKING! SHE ALREADY KNEW! 374 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,342 ENOUGH! WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH! 375 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,611 I MOVE TO PUT TO A VOTE THE IMPEACHMENT OF RORY GILMORE. HEY! 376 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,248 MISS GELLER, I'M SORRY, BUT WE DO NOT IMPEACH HERE. 377 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,183 WHY NOT? THIS IS A STUDENT GOVERNMENT. 378 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,018 I'D LIKE TO PUT TO A VOTE 379 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,187 A RESOLUTION TO INSTATE THE ABILITY TO IMPEACH. 380 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,621 NO. THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN. 381 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,989 I'M NOT GOING TO RESIGN. 382 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,126 YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM, YOU RESIGN. NO, YOU RESIGN! 383 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,727 NO ONE IS RESIGNING. 384 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,564 I'LL STAY WITH HIM TILL FRIDAY, SEE HOW IT GOES. 385 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,631 THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 386 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,733 YOU CAN TAKE THIS ARGUMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 387 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,435 THIS IS STUDENT COUNCIL. 388 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,072 REAL SCHOOL MATTERS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER HERE. 389 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,075 NOW, PARIS, MOVE ON. 390 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,277 THE SWIMMING POOL NEEDS REPLASTERING. 391 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,545 IDEAS FOR FUND-RAISING, PLEASE. 392 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,553 EXCUSE ME? 393 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,323 HI, I'M LOOKING FOR A MR. LUCAS DANES? 394 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,657 OH, LUCAS? WHAT? 395 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,925 IRS. 396 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,528 I'M NOT IRS. I'M NOT IRS. 397 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,429 I'M LUKE DANES. 398 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,198 LUKE DANES. SORRY. 399 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,999 HELLO, LUKE DANES. I'M NICOLE LEAHY. 400 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,435 I'M TAYLOR DOOSE'S ATTORNEY. OH, JEEZ. 401 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,004 HE WANTED ME TO BRING -- YEAH, THE LEASE AGREEMENTS. 402 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,039 I TOLD HIM TO WALK THEM OVER HERE, 403 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,109 BUT WHAT'S THE FUN OF BEING TAYLOR, RIGHT? 404 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,144 I'M SORRY IF THIS IS A BAD TIME. 405 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,179 IT WON'T TAKE ME VERY LONG. FINE. WHATEVER. 406 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,047 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 407 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,216 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? 408 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,718 YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT. 409 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,354 I REALLY JUST NEED TO WITNESS YOUR SIGNATURE, IS ALL. 410 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,788 IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A FORMALITY. 411 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,991 IN OTHER WORDS, COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS AND UNNECESSARY. 412 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,627 UH-HUH. OKAY. 413 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,296 MR. DOOSE REALLY LIKES THINGS TO BE FORMAL... 414 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,232 AND NEAT... AND IN TRIPLICATE. 415 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,567 HE JUST LOVES THINGS IN TRIPLICATE. 416 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,404 MMM. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD CUP OF COFFEE. 417 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,906 THANKS. SO TELL ME SOMETHING. 418 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,344 WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING TAYLOR'S LAWYER? 419 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,380 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT EXACTLY MR. DOOSE'S LAWYER. OR ONLY LAWYER. 420 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,451 HE'S ONE OF OUR SELECT CLIENTS, SO WE DEAL WITH HIM ON A ROTATING BASIS. 421 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,885 IT'S MY MONTH. MY CONDOLENCES. 422 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,387 MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME, 423 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,622 "THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER." 424 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,958 YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY STRONG. HE'S NOT THAT BAD. 425 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:16,863 IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE PINNED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK, PICK IT UP. IT'S GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE. 426 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,699 OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. 427 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,769 GREAT. YOU AND MR. DOOSE ARE OFFICIALLY IN BUSINESS TOGETHER. 428 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,505 I'M SO SORRY. I MEANT THAT AS A GOOD THING. 429 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:29,809 IT'S OKAY. I WILL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK. LET ME... 430 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,478 OH, NO. ON ME. 431 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,712 TELL YOU WHAT -- IT'S BUSINESS, 432 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,747 LET'S LET MR. DOOSE PAY FOR IT. 433 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,350 EVEN BETTER. 434 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,989 THAT WAS AN INTERESTING SHOW. WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT? 435 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,425 GUESS GLORIA ALLRED WANTS TO GO SLUMMING. SHUT UP. 436 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,660 SHE WAS TOTALLY COMING ONTO YOU. SHE WAS NOT. 437 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,129 COULDN'T YOU HEAR HER PANTING WHEN YOU WERE SIGNING? 438 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,964 DIDN'T SEE IT. SHE LAUGHED AT YOUR JOKES. 439 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,435 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES. 440 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,069 OKAY. WHATEVER. EVEN IF THERE WAS SOMETHING, 441 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,340 WHICH I'M NOT SAYING THERE WAS, SHE'S A SUIT. NOT MY TYPE. 442 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,942 YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE'S NOT A MONK. 443 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,644 OH, I DON'T GO OUT THAT MUCH? 444 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,480 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE? 445 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,716 LAST MONTH, WISEASS. I WENT OUT WITH JOANNA COOPER. 446 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:13,386 YOU GAVE HER A RIDE HOME. A RIDE HOME IS THE END OF A DATE. 447 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,056 ONLY IF YOU GO ON A DATE FIRST. I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU. 448 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,927 I'VE TO GO MEET RORY. I'M GONNA GO PICK HER UP, ACTUALLY BE WITH HER, 449 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,996 THEN GIVE HER A RIDE HOME. THAT'S THE END OF A DATE. 450 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,267 OR I COULD STAY OPEN WHICH MEANS YOU'RE HERE TILL 10:00. 451 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,302 THAT'S ALSO CALLED THE END OF A DATE. 452 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,937 HOPELESS. BYE, NOW. 453 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,584 HEY. GOT ANY GOOD STORIES? 454 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,687 NO, SORRY. AW, NOTHING? 455 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,823 NO CRAZY, COLORFUL UNCLE, BEST FRIEND WITH A FUNNY NAME? 456 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,792 JEFF SMITH. 457 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,095 SKELETONS IN THE FAMILY CLOSET, WAR WOUNDS, FUNNY-SHAPED SCARS? 458 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,098 IT REALLY THROWS YOU OFF WHEN RORY'S LATE, DOESN'T IT? 459 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,367 BIG TIME. 460 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,669 OH! YAY! THANK GOD! 461 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,404 SORRY. DIDN'T LUKE KEEP YOU COMPANY? 462 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,239 HE TRIED, BUT REALLY, HE'S GOT NOTHING. 463 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,707 THANK YOU. 464 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,176 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOKS? WE'RE GOING TO FISH. 465 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,544 WITH THESE? YES. 466 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,081 SO WE THROW THEM IN AND TRY TO KNOCK THE FISH OUT? 467 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:19,352 I WENT TO THE LIBRARY. GOT ALL OF THEIR BEST BOOKS ON FISHING. OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. 468 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,788 DO YOU WANNA LEARN TO FISH OR NOT? EXCITING, HUH? 469 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,624 I CAN BARELY KEEP STILL. "CHAPTER ONE -- TECHNIQUE. 470 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,427 FOR DEEPWATER FISHING, AN ANGLER" -- WHAT'S AN ANGLER? 471 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,662 THAT WOULD BE YOU. OH, BETTER REMEMBER THAT. OKAY. 472 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,031 "FOR DEEPWATER FISHING, AN ANGLER" -- ME AGAIN -- 473 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:35,502 "CAN CHOOSE A WIRE LINE USING A DOWNRIGGER OR A VERTICAL JIG. 474 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,337 "WHATEVER YOUR TECHNIQUE, THE OTHER SUCCESSFUL CLUE 475 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,238 TO ATTRACTING FISH IS THE APPROPRIATE LURE." 476 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,509 OOH, WHAT ABOUT THE SEQUINED TOP I WORE TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY? 477 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,744 YES, I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 478 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,413 "FOR BOTTOM-FEEDERS, CONSIDER SMALLER, 479 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,014 DARKER-PATTERNED LURES" -- SIMPLE, YET ELEGANT -- 480 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,450 "WHILE IN AREAS WHERE THE FORAGE FISH ARE CISCO, 481 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,452 YOU'RE LIMITED TO THE LARGER, MORE FLASHY BAITS." 482 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:56,723 I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW THE LARGER, FLASHY BAITS ARE JUST GONNA MAKE ME LOOK CHEAP. 483 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,825 LET'S REVIEW. WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR? 484 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,894 I NEED FLASHY BAITS IF I'M GOING TO INVEST IN CISCO, 485 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,432 UNLESS I CHOOSE TO CAST A TROLL IN MY DOWNRIGGER. 486 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,433 HEY, THAT'S GOOD. 487 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,834 DOING A LITTLE STUDYING? 488 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,502 MY MOM'S LEARNING HOW TO FISH. 489 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,137 YOU'RE WHAT? I'M LEARNING HOW TO FISH. 490 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,906 SORRY, WRONG INFLECTION. YOU'RE WHAT? GO AWAY. 491 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,842 WHY ARE YOU LEARNING HOW TO FISH? 492 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,210 IT'S JUST SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO. 493 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,913 SOME FRIENDS OF MINE FISH. OKAY. 494 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,550 AND WHAT IF I'M A REALLY GREAT FISHER? I MEAN 495 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,419 WHAT IF THAT'S MY CALLING, THE THING THAT I'M MEANT TO DO? 496 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:30,523 ALL THIS TIME, I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH THE GIFT OF FISH, AND I'M SQUANDERING IT. 497 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,594 IT'S LIKE IF MOZART WALKED RIGHT BY THE PIANO STORE AND NEVER PLAYED A NOTE. 498 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,029 SO YOU'RE GONNA FISH TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY. THAT'S RIGHT. 499 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,866 AND YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FISH TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY 500 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:40,733 FROM A BOOK? YES. 501 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,301 AND YOU SANCTIONED THIS? YES. 502 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,405 THELMA, LOUISE, POSSIBLY THERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO LEARN TO FISH. 503 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,006 THE FISHING CHANNEL. I FISH. 504 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,543 OH, WE'VE SEEN THOSE BOOTS THINGIES OUTSIDE DRYING OFF. 505 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,878 THOSE WOULD BE CALLED "WADERS." 506 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,747 AND I'M SURE I'LL BE READING ABOUT WADERS SOON. 507 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,683 I CAN SHOW YOU A FEW THINGS, 508 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,419 GET YOU STARTED, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T STRANGLE YOURSELF 509 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,087 WITH YOUR OWN LINE -- THE BASICS. 510 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,923 ARE YOU SURE? I CAN COME OVER TOMORROW AFTER WORK. 511 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,592 GREAT. THANK YOU. 512 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,828 AH! JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T WANNA LEARN THAT. 513 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,931 GOT IT. NO. NO. 514 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,505 I GOT A NOTE THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME SEE HEADMASTER CHARLESTON. 515 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,339 I'LL LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE BOTH HERE. 516 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,241 BOTH? Paris: BOTH. 517 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,477 [ SIGHS ] BOTH. TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE. 518 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,946 YES, MA'AM. [ SIGHS ] 519 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,382 SO WHAT THIS TIME? TRYING TO HAVE ME DEPORTED? 520 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,418 LIKE I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED THIS MEETING. 521 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,019 I CERTAINLY DIDN'T CALL THIS MEETING. 522 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,855 SAVE THE ACT FOR SUNDANCE, YOU LITTLE SNITCH. I DIDN'T SNITCH. 523 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,858 SAID THE WEAK-KNEED TURNCOAT. NIXON'S BAD SEED! 524 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,661 DAUGHTER OF JUDAS! 525 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,564 LADIES, COME IN, PLEASE. 526 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:50,202 HAVE A SEAT. 527 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:54,607 CHILTON STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT AND VICE-PRESIDENT IN MY OFFICE. 528 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,677 NOT WHAT I WOULD'VE EXPECTED, I MUST TELL YOU. 529 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,713 BEEN QUITE A STIR ABOUT YOU TWO THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS. 530 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,149 THE SCHOOL IS BUZZING WITH TALK OF YOUR CLASHES 531 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,584 IN STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETINGS, 532 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,252 YOUR FACE-OFFS IN THE CAFETERIA, 533 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,521 A SCREAMING MATCH AT THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER'S OFFICE. 534 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:09,956 EXCUSE ME, HEADMASTER CHARLESTON. 535 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,291 IN REGARDS TO THE INCIDENT AT THE FRANKLIN, 536 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,628 MS. GILMORE SUBMITTED A PIECE THAT WAS POORLY RESEARCHED. 537 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:19,065 I HAD TO RE-EDIT IT. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 538 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,900 AND IN REGARDS TO THE STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING -- 539 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:23,536 YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE YOU TRIED TO IMPEACH ME 540 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,371 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY DIAGNOSED YET? 541 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,641 YOU WANT ME TO QUIT? FINE, I'LL QUIT. 542 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,777 I NEVER WANTED THIS STUPID JOB. 543 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,112 WHO FORCED YOU TO TAKE IT THEN? YOU DID. 544 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,382 YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GET GET ELECTED UNLESS I RAN WITH YOU. 545 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,617 IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE. SHUT UP! 546 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,051 YOU SHUT UP! ENOUGH! 547 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,253 THIS BEHAVIOR WILL STOP THIS INSTANT. 548 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,724 IT IS DISGRACEFUL. ESPECIALLY FROM THE POLITICAL LEADERS OF THIS CAMPUS. 549 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,193 NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS ACTUALLY DRIVING 550 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,562 THIS RECENT RASH OF INFIGHTING. 551 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,633 OH, GOODY. I GET TO GUESS. WELL, LET'S SEE. 552 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,035 PERHAPS YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE SAME BOY. 553 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,772 SURE. WE'RE GIRLS, SO WE COULD ONLY BE ARGUING ABOUT A BOY, RIGHT? 554 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,040 SEXIST, WHITE-HAIRED -- 555 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,976 PARIS, ARE YOU MUTTERING? NO. SORRY. 556 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:07,013 ALRIGHT. IF IT ISN'T A BOY, PERHAPS IT'S A POPULARITY THING. 557 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,882 SOMEONE DIDN'T GET INVITED TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTY? 558 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:13,586 PERHAPS THIS IS A POWER STRUGGLE OF SOME SORT. 559 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,823 NO? WELL, THEN, I'LL STOP GUESSING AND START LECTURING. 560 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:20,627 MS. GILMORE, YOU WILL NOT BE QUITTING THE STUDENT COUNCIL. IS THAT CLEAR? 561 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,294 [ SIGHS ] YES, SIR. 562 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,730 THE STUDENT BODY HAS ELECTED YOU, 563 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,264 THEREFORE YOU WILL FULFILL YOUR COMMITMENT. 564 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:28,434 IN THE FUTURE, I'D ADVISE YOU TO THINK LONG AND HARD 565 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,036 ABOUT ACCEPTING ANY RESPONSIBILITY 566 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:33,105 IF YOU INTEND TO RUN AWAY AT THE FIRST SIGN OF CONFLICT. 567 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,941 AND, MS. GELLER, YOU WORKED VERY HARD 568 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,577 TO GET TO THE POSITION YOU HOLD IN THIS SCHOOL, 569 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,812 AND YET YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY 570 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,648 ON PETTY VENDETTAS AND CHILDISH ANTICS. 571 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,282 INDEED, IT MAKES ME WONDER -- 572 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,918 IF YOU TWO CAN'T RESOLVE YOUR ISSUES IN THIS SHELTERED, 573 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,654 SOME WOULD SAY PAMPERED ENVIRONMENT, 574 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,223 HOW ON EARTH WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE IN COLLEGE? 575 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,660 AS STUDENT-COUNCIL OFFICERS, YOU REPRESENT CHILTON 576 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:56,162 TO THOSE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THESE HALLOWED HALLS. 577 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,998 RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD SEES US AS A GROUP OF SNIVELING, 578 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,467 SPITEFUL, VINDICTIVE INDIVIDUALS. 579 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:02,902 NOT REALLY WHAT I'D HOPED FOR. 580 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,337 NOR IS THAT HOW I PORTRAYED THE TWO OF YOU 581 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,574 IN MY PERSONAL LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION TO HARVARD. 582 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,009 I WOULD HATE TO HAVE TO WRITE A SECOND LETTER 583 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:13,145 TO THE UNIVERSITY CORRECTING MY ERRORS IN JUDGMENT. 584 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,482 HOWEVER, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 585 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:17,917 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 586 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:18,718 DELIGHTFUL. 587 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,987 YOU MAY SEE YOURSELVES OUT. 588 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,896 WELL, THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL, WASN'T IT? 589 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,564 [ SIGHS ] 590 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,800 I'M NOT SURE WHICH IS MORE EMBARRASSING, 591 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,769 HAVING CHARLESTON YELL AT US, OR KNOWING WE ACTUALLY HAD 592 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:40,072 A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP" FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. 593 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,809 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, PARIS? 594 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:47,146 YOU FEEL AS COMPLETELY ROTTEN AS I DO? 595 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,547 NO. 596 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,285 [ SIGHS ] 597 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,089 [ HORN HONKS ] 598 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,027 LET'S GO. 599 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,895 HELLO, SAILOR. BAIT YOUR HOOK FOR YOU? 600 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,631 YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. I LOOK ADORABLE. 601 00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:08,500 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT IF YOU FISH, YOU GET TO BUY AN OUTFIT. 602 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,537 I'LL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IF I CAN BUY AN OUTFIT! 603 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,239 WE HAVE A LOT TO DO HERE. 604 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,875 I'LL JUST GET MY PURSE BEFORE WE GO. GO WHERE? 605 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,310 TO THE LAKE. YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE LAKE. 606 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,146 THEN WHAT AM I READY FOR? 607 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,181 OH! YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN THE KIDDY LAKE? 608 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,816 GOTTA CRAWL BEFORE YOU CAN WALK. 609 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,652 WELL, THIS IS NOT AT ALL EMBARRASSING. 610 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,954 THERE'S NOT EVEN FISH IN IT. TROUT. 611 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,657 HEY! OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 612 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,424 HELLO. HI, BOYS. 613 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:35,928 THEY'RE ALL * OOH * LIKE THEY'RE SINGING IN A LITTLE TROUT CHOIR. 614 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,563 I WOULDN'T GET TOO ATTACHED. 615 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,998 HI, GOMER. THERE YOU GO. 616 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,734 OH, DON'T BE SCARED, PINKY. AND NOW THERE'S PINKY. 617 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,402 PINKY DOWDY FROM FOURTH GRADE. 618 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,839 SEE HER EYES DARTING BACK AND FORTH, ALL PANICKED? 619 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,675 IT'S OKAY, PINKY. NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU. 620 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:50,342 HEY, PETE. STOP CROWDING PINKY. 621 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,779 IT'S OKAY, PINKY, JUST GO OVER THERE BEHIND SHIRL. 622 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,614 OKAY, NOW THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS EACH OTHER, TAKE THIS. 623 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,249 WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S YOUR ROD AND REEL. 624 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,485 I DON'T KNOW IF THE GUYS WILL LIKE THIS. 625 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:03,790 WE CAN SKIP THE LESSON AND JUST TAKE THE TROUT OUT. IT'S UP TO YOU, REALLY. 626 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:05,224 NO, I'M GOING TO LEARN. 627 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,027 OKAY, I ALREADY WENT AHEAD AND THREADED YOUR LINE 628 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,863 THROUGH THE GUIDES HERE, AND I PUT A HOOK ON IT. 629 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,899 WHAT KIND OF BAIT IS THAT? A CORK. 630 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,534 REMIND ME NOT TO LET YOU CATER ANY OF MY PARTIES. 631 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:18,370 IT'S TO COVER THE HOOK. THIS LITTLE METAL THING IS BAIL. 632 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,207 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. IT KEEPS YOUR LINE ON THE SPOOL HERE. 633 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:24,677 LINE ON THE SPOOL. GOT IT. TAKE THE ROD IN YOUR RIGHT HAND. 634 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,713 PRESS YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER ON THE LINE, 635 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,014 HOLDING IT AGAINST THE POLE. 636 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,582 WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, SLIDE THE BAIL OVER. 637 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,284 DON'T LET GO OF YOUR INDEX FINGER, 638 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,121 OR ALL OF THE LINE WILL SPIN OFF YOUR SPOOL. NOW... 639 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:38,624 PULL THE POLE BACK OVER YOUR SHOULDER 640 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:42,094 TO THE 10:00 POSITION. GREAT. NOW I GOTTA GO BUY A WATCH. 641 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,130 YOU FLIP YOUR WRIST FORWARD TO 2:00, 642 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:47,466 AT THE SAME TIME RELEASING YOUR INDEX FINGER, 643 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:51,570 CASTING YOUR LINE OUT INTO THE LAKE IN FRONT OF YOU. 644 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:53,372 NOW YOU TRY. OKAY. 645 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:57,409 NOW, I DO SOMETHING WITH MY RIGHT HAND, MY RIGHT INDEX FINGER. 646 00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:01,213 I'M WITH THE BAIL AND A SPOOL. I PULL THE THINGY. 647 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,215 OH! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN EMBARRASSING 648 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,852 IF I WEREN'T DRESSED LIKE THIS. YOU RELEASED AT 11:00. 649 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:09,321 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RELEASE AT 2:00 O'CLOCK. TRY AGAIN. OKAY. 650 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,427 AH! HEY! I MADE IT IN THE POOL! I SEE THAT. 651 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,830 WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED? I'M VERY EXCITED. 652 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,132 JUMP AROUND OR SOMETHING. YOU'RE GOING IN THE POOL. 653 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,834 FINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 654 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,270 READY TO TAKE THE CORK OFF AND TRY YOUR LUCK? 655 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:28,474 I'M READY, BUT THEY'RE NOT. NO PROBLEM. 656 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,709 MAN, YOU NEED A LOT OF STUFF FOR FISHING. 657 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:33,645 WELL, NORMALLY, YOU DON'T BRING YOUR OWN LAKE. RIGHT, RIGHT. 658 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,949 SO TELL ME WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS. 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. 659 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,385 I MEAN, TELL ME WHY YOU'RE LEARNING TO FISH. 660 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,120 SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING -- 661 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,789 WHAT FRIENDS -- SOOKIE? WHAT? 662 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,356 IS SOOKIE GOING FISHING? WELL... 663 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,425 OR RORY. RORY SUDDENLY GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE 664 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:51,097 TO DIG FOR WORMS AND STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE AT 5:00 A.M.? 665 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,832 YES. 666 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,935 OKAY, FINE. I MET THIS GUY... AH. 667 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:57,569 ...AND HE'S KIND OF AN OUTDOORSY GUY. 668 00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:01,040 OH, JUST YOUR TYPE. NO, NOT EXACTLY, BUT HE'S NICE. 669 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:04,043 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FISHING, AND I SAID SOMETHING LIKE, 670 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,377 "OH, HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT." 671 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,880 AND SO HE INVITED ME, AND HERE I AM. 672 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:11,017 I GOT IT. HMM. 673 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,785 SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 674 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,153 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 675 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,788 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FELT STUPID 676 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:19,525 GETTING ROOKED INTO THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEN -- 677 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:23,095 PLUS, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE. 678 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,835 SO THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST DATE, OR... 679 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,202 SECOND. SECOND DATE. 680 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,038 HE TOOK ME TO THIS COFFEE-TASTING PLACE. 681 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,973 COFFEE-TASTING? JUST YOUR TYPE. 682 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,475 UH-HUH. MMM-HMM. 683 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,110 I THINK THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU. 684 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:41,480 YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU GOING? SUNDAY MORNING. 685 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:44,116 WELL, HARD TO BE A FISHERWOMAN WITHOUT YOUR OWN POLE. 686 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:46,552 YOU CAN BORROW ONE OF MINE IF YOU WANT. REALLY? 687 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,822 I GOT AN EXTRA TACKLE BOX, IF YOU WANT. THAT'D BE GREAT. 688 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,324 YEAH. 689 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,927 CAN YOU DO ME ONE MORE FAVOR? SURE. 690 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,863 PUT A CORK ON YOUR HOOK. 691 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,264 SURE. 692 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,836 Lorelai: COULD YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME COFFEE? 693 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,671 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU EVER. 694 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:09,341 Lorelai: DON'T BE MAD. YOU SET MY ALARM FOR 5:15 A.M. 695 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:12,411 I KNOW, AND I DID IT FOR PURELY PRACTICAL REASONS. WHICH ARE? 696 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:15,114 MY ALARM IS JUST NOT AS RELIABLE AS YOUR SCREAM. 697 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,784 YOU WILL PAY. THAT'S FINE, HONEY. NOW, COFFEE? 698 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,254 I'M WRITING THIS IN MY LEDGER OF ALL THE CRUMMY THINGS YOU'VE DONE, 699 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,524 AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS HOUSE, MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL PAY! 700 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:26,725 [ DOORBELL ] 701 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,227 OH, GREAT. 702 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,998 IT'S 5:30 A.M., AND I HAVE NO COFFEE IN MY SYSTEM. 703 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,004 HI. HI. 704 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:39,138 COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS. 705 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,974 HA, I LIKE YOU. COME ON IN. 706 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,912 RIGHT HERE. 707 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,713 THIS IS RORY. HI. I'M ALEX. 708 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,981 NICE TO MEET YOU. 709 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,849 WOULD'VE BEEN NICER IN THE DAYLIGHT, BUT... 710 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,151 OKAY, LET'S GET GOING. 711 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:54,987 THE FISH AREN'TGONNA WAIT FOR US ALL DAY. 712 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,822 I'LL TAKE THAT COFFEE NOW, IF YOU -- 713 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:57,890 THANK YOU. 714 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,525 [ SMOOCHES ] 715 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,894 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 716 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,463 YOUR MOM'S NEVER BEEN FISHING BEFORE, HAS SHE? 717 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,934 OH, NO, SHE'S A WELL-SEASONED FISH KILLER. 718 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,936 UH-HUH. I MADE LUNCH RESERVATIONS 719 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,904 AT THE SHAHAELA LODGE AND SPA AFTERWARD. 720 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,739 THINK SHE'LL LIKE THAT? SHE'LL LOVE THAT. 721 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,008 GOOD. GO BACK TO SLEEP. 722 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,752 MIN JAE, YOU LOST WEIGHT. LOOK GOOD.NOT SO FAT. 723 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,287 THANK YOU. 724 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:31,423 OH. HI. 725 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,459 WHAT IS THAT? THE BRIDE'S THIRSTY. 726 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,095 REGULATE THE WATER. ONCE THE DRESS IS ON, THAT'S IT. 727 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,164 MUST REMAIN STANDING. 728 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:42,935 HI. 729 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,836 HI. AND HI. 730 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:49,308 THIS WILL NOT BE THE MENTAL IMAGE YOU CARRY AROUND OF ME THE REST OF THE WEEK. 731 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,578 NO, IT WON'T. HOLD ON, I JUST SAW THE BACK. YES, IT WILL. 732 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:56,148 IT'S NOT RIGHT TO LEAVE THE BRIDE ALONE ON HER WEDDING DAY. 733 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,251 RORY'S UP THERE, MAMA, AND I'M GOING UP THERE RIGHT NOW. 734 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,487 DAVE RYGALSKI WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE TO SET UP. 735 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:04,123 DAVID, HELLO. HELLO, MRS. KIM. THE PLACE LOOKS WONDERFUL. 736 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,993 THANK YOU. COME. SIT HERE. 737 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,228 THIS IS HO KYUNG. SHE'LL SING WITH YOU. 738 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:10,362 HI. 739 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,664 WATCH HER HIGH NOTE. SHE'S A RUNNER. 740 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,413 HOW'S IT GOING? 741 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,682 I LIKE IT, BUT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING MARRIED. 742 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,085 UM, YOUR HAIR, DO YOU LIKE IT? 743 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,286 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] 744 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,689 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] TOO MUCH FOR ME. 745 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,126 OH, I FOUND THE MRS. KIM-APPROVED MAKEUP IN THE DRAWER, 746 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:43,996 BUT LET ME TELL YOU, SINCE THE LAST WEDDING, IT HAS DEVELOPED A SMELL. 747 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,298 A WHAT?! OH, BOY. AS I SAID, A SMELL. 748 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:50,469 WELL, I'VE GOT THE GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE... 749 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:53,472 RIGHT NEXT TO PEGGY LEE. SEEMS APPROPRIATE. 750 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:56,875 I THOUGHT SO. SHALL WE? UNH-UNH. THE FOOTSTOOL. 751 00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:58,544 WHOA. 752 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,080 ALL SET. SO DAVE'S HERE. HE IS, HUH? 753 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:05,151 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S WILLING TO DO ALL THIS JUST TO GO OUT WITH ME. 754 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:06,485 WHERE ELSE CAN HE FIND 755 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,520 A DECENT, PRETTY, SMART GIRL WHO CAN RECITE 756 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:11,923 THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ROCK IN 5/8 TIME? NOWHERE, I GUESS. 757 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,359 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 758 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,894 THANKS. I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND JESS, TOO. 759 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,830 THANKS. YOU KNOW IT'S OKAY, RIGHT? 760 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:21,233 NOT FOLLOWING. IT'S OKAY NOT TO LIKE JESS. 761 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,136 I SAID I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU. I KNOW. 762 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,205 GOD, I'M SUCH A JERK. YOU'RE NOT. 763 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,774 LOOK, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO LIKE THE SAME THINGS. 764 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,543 LIKE, YOU LIKE SMASHING PUMPKINS, AND I DON'T. 765 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,779 BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE CLOSED-MINDED AND BLIND. 766 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,181 THEY'RE NOT MY ANGST. 767 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,583 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE JESS. 768 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,519 AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF YOU. 769 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:44,623 YOU COULD TRY GIVING HIM A SECOND CHANCE. I COULD. 770 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,358 I SHOULD. I WILL. 771 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,628 HEY, MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO OUT SOMETIME TOGETHER AS A GROUP. 772 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,663 YOU KNOW, YOU, ME, DAVE, JESS. 773 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,899 ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME. GREAT. 774 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,701 [ THUD ] INCOMING! 775 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,971 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! NOTHING, MAMA. 776 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,573 I FELL OFF MY CHAIR! 777 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,708 OH. WELL, DON'T. 778 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,111 YES, MA'AM. SHE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL. 779 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,413 MUST'VE GOTTEN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 780 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:16,122 HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED HERE OVER THE YEARS? 781 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,390 I COUNTED ONCE OFF THE GUEST BOOK -- 46. 782 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,992 WOW. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT ONE? 783 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,295 MIN CHA? SHE MARRIED A REAL MEAN GUY. 784 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,731 WAN NAM. DIDN'T I TELL YOU ABOUT THEM? NO. 785 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:29,601 MIN CHA PUT UP WITH SEVEN YEARS OF WAN NAM TELLING HER SHE WAS STUPID 786 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,703 AND ORDERING HER TO COOK ALL HIS MEALS. 787 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,773 THEN ONE DAY HE WAS IN THE KITCHEN LOOKING FOR HIS LUNCH, 788 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,843 AND SHE JUST SNAPPED -- TOOK A CARROT PEELER AND TURNED ON HIM. 789 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,279 A CARROT PEELER? YOU CAN GET THOSE THINGS SHARP. 790 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,748 SHE JUST CAME AT HIM AND STARTED PEELING. 791 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,850 THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE. THEY SHOWED UP. 792 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,486 AND WAN NAM WAS STANDING THERE, ALL PEELED. WHAT HAPPENED? 793 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:49,921 HE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES, NOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MEALS, 794 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:54,193 SLEEPS IN A LOCKED, SEPARATE ROOM, AND KEEPS THE CUTTING BOARD BY HIS BED FOR PROTECTION. 795 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,661 STILL MARRIED, THOUGH. WOW. 796 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,896 EVERYBODY IS STILL MARRIED. IT'S LIKE A FACTORY SYSTEM. 797 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:01,567 THEY ALL FIND A SPOUSE, GET MARRIED AND STAY THAT WAY TILL THEY DIE. 798 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,402 THEY MATE FOR LIFE, LIKE THE LOONS. 799 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,837 THIS MAY BE THE LAST WEDDING FOR A LONG TIME. 800 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:09,107 HOW COME? ALL MY COUSINS IN THEIR 20s AND 30s ARE MARRIED. 801 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:11,009 JAMES WAS THE LAST ONE. WOW. 802 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:14,280 FEELS LIKE WE'VE HAD TWO OF THESE EVERY YEAR SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 803 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:17,849 ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHEN WE MET. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHEN WE MET. YEAH. 804 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,286 WE DO HAVE A COUPLE OF DISTANT RELATIVES LEFT. 805 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,321 MAYBE WE COULD GO TO ONE OF THOSE 806 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,256 WHEN WE COME HOME FROM COLLEGE ON BREAK. 807 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:27,426 THEN, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY KEEP THE MAKEUP. WE DEFINITELY SHOULD. 808 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:30,596 MAYBE THE NEXT KIM WEDDING WE DO MAKEUP FOR WILL BE YOURS. 809 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,131 TOO SCARY. DON'T FREAK ME OUT. SORRY. 810 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,367 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? EYE SHADOW? 811 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:37,869 WHY NOT? LET'S DO IT. 812 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:41,407 PEELED TO DEATH -- THAT'S A BAD WAY TO GO. 813 00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:59,024 THERE YOU GO. 814 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,260 WE'LL TOP THAT OFF FOR YOU. 815 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:07,032 COFFEE OVER HERE. 816 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:08,734 WHERE YOU GOING? 817 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,772 UH, MISS...LEAHY? 818 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,375 YEAH? MR. DANES. HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 819 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,210 GOOD. GOOD. AND IT'S LUKE. 820 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,279 OKAY, LUKE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 821 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:23,215 I WOULDN'T CROSS THERE. WHY NOT? 822 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,284 THAT TAYLOR'S A STICKLER ABOUT JAYWALKING, 823 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:26,985 AND HE'S TOWN MAGISTRATE. 824 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:28,954 I'D HATE FOR YOU TO BE DISBARRED. 825 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,624 WELL, THAT WOULD BE A BAD WAY TO END A CAREER. THANK YOU. 826 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,193 SURE. SO... 827 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,296 UH, DID THE LEASE FORMS ALL WORK OUT? 828 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,565 I MEAN, WAS MY SIGNATURE OKAY? 829 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,234 'CAUSE SOMETIMES I'M IN A KIND OF A HURRY, 830 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,736 AND MY HAND JUST TAKES OFF WITHOUT ME. 831 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,605 YOUR SIGNATURE SEEMED VERY STEADY. 832 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:50,776 GOOD. GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW. 833 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:54,680 WELL, I -- LISTEN, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT CUP OF COFFEE 834 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,715 YOU HAD AT MY PLACE THE OTHER DAY. 835 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:59,084 I FELT BAD MAKING TAYLOR PAY FOR IT -- 836 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,087 NOT THAT I EVER FEEL BAD STICKING IT TO TAYLOR -- 837 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:06,358 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT GET YOU IN TROUBLE WITH A CLIENT. 838 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,893 HATE TO SEE YOU DISBARRED, AGAIN. 839 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,529 TO BE HONEST, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE COFFEE MYSELF. 840 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:14,132 OH. OH. WELL, THEN, AT LEAST LET ME PAY YOU BACK FOR IT. 841 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:17,336 YOU WANNA GIVE ME 75 CENTS? NO. NO. 842 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:21,039 WHAT I MEANT WAS... 843 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,309 AH, WHAT THE HELL. 844 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:26,978 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME? 845 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,347 YEAH. REALLY? 846 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,181 I'D LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU. 847 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,418 GREAT. OKAY. 848 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:33,752 WELL, I HAVE YOUR CARD. 849 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,187 WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A CALL THIS WEEK, 850 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,756 AND WE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 851 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,625 SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. 852 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,993 SO SEE YOU. WATCH THOSE CROSSWALKS. 853 00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:44,396 THANKS. I WILL. 854 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,136 SHUT UP. I SAID NOTHING. 855 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:52,871 WELL, DON'T. 856 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:58,477 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] 857 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:03,949 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] 858 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,585 AND DO YOU VOW TO UPHOLD THE PRINCIPLES 859 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:11,723 OF THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT AS SET OUT IN EXODUS 20:14? 860 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,924 I DO. 861 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,527 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] 862 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,771 AND SO, IN THE GLORY OF GOD, 863 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:30,509 I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 864 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,848 [ "AVE MARIA" PLAYS ] 865 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:43,855 * AVE * 866 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:45,691 * MARI... * 867 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:46,658 THAT WAS NICE. 868 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,927 YEAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE. 869 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,162 RECEPTION AT ELK'S LODGE, 200 GUESTS. 870 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,231 FOOD GOES FAST, LET'S MOVE. 871 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:56,702 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE LAST TIME WE'LL HEAR YOUR MOM SAY THAT. 872 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,404 ARE YOU COMING TO THE RECEPTION? 873 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,906 OH, NO. I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO... 874 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:01,740 GO MEET JESS. 875 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,042 YEAH. ARE YOU MAD? NO. 876 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,112 YOU KNOW, HE CAN COME TO THE RECEPTION WITH YOU IF... 877 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:11,182 HE'S NOT REALLY THE RECEPTION KIND OF GUY, IS HE? NOT REALLY. NOT YET ANYWAY. 878 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:13,218 WE'LL WORK ON THAT. YES, WE WILL. 879 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:14,953 OKAY, TELL HIM HI FOR ME. 880 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,023 I WILL. TELL DAVE HI FOR ME. I WILL. 881 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,691 BYE. BYE. 882 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,132 LANE! YES, MAMA? 883 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,166 THIS IS YOUNG CHUI. 884 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,101 HI. HI. 885 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,404 HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PROM. WHAT? 886 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,807 YOUNG CHUI WORKS FOR HIS FATHER, WHO BUILDS ADVENTIST HOSPITALS. 887 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:38,444 YOUNG CHUI WILL GO TO COLLEGE AT LOMA LINDA UNIVERSITY. 888 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,812 THEN HE WILL RETURN TO WORK FOR HIS FATHER 889 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,749 BUILDING ADVENTIST HOSPITALS. NOW, PUT YOUR COAT ON. 890 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,785 YOUNG CHUI AND HIS PARENTS WILL DRIVE YOU TO ELK'S LODGE. 891 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,655 MAMA! 892 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,724 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY NICE. 893 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,596 NOT A BUS STOP. DOOR'S THAT WAY. 894 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,831 I'VE TO TALK TO YOU. WE'VE TO GO. 895 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,600 NO. NO? 896 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:04,235 I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM WITH YOUNG CHUI. WHY NOT? 897 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:07,305 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM. YES, I DO. 898 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:11,777 I THOUGHT YOU SAY I COULD APPROVE THE BOY. I DID SAY THAT. 899 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:15,213 I APPROVE THE BOY, NOW YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH THE BOY. 900 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,916 MAMA, UM... I'M SURE YOUNG CHUI IS VERY NICE, 901 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,752 AND I'M SO GRATEFUL YOU'RE LETTING ME GO TO THE PROM, 902 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:23,154 BUT THE THING IS, I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE. 903 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,023 SOMEONE ELSE? YES. 904 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,894 SOMEONE ELSE WHO? SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO THIS FAMILY, 905 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,663 WHO'S PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER, 906 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,499 SOMEONE WHO YOU YOURSELF FEELS IS WORTHY. 907 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,468 SO WORTHY, YOU LET HIM SIT IN OUR PEW AT CHURCH. 908 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,837 WHO? WHO DID I LET SIT IN OUR PEW? 909 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,039 DAVE RYGALSKI. THE GUITAR PLAYER? 910 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,942 I KNOW. CRAZY, RIGHT? I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF. 911 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:47,078 BECAUSE TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU, WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, 912 00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:49,314 WHEN YOU HIRED HIM TO PLAY AT THANKSGIVING, 913 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,150 I JUST DIDN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL. HE BUGGED ME, ACTUALLY. 914 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:54,620 BUT THE MORE YOU LIKED HIM AND TRUSTED HIM, 915 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:58,757 THE MORE I SAW THE GOOD IN HIM -- THE GOD IN HIM, ACTUALLY. 916 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,660 AND NOW I'M CONVINCED... 917 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,462 HE'S THE BOY I WANT TO TAKE ME TO PROM. 918 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,732 HE'S NOT KOREAN. 919 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:17,175 LANE. HEY, LANE? IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? 920 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,177 YOU'RE NOT KOREAN. 921 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,392 I'M HOME! 922 00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:36,628 Lorelai: UPSTAIRS. BATHROOM. 923 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,571 HEY. 924 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,338 OH, NO. ISN'T SHE CUTE? 925 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:50,609 WHAT HAPPENED? THE CORK FELL OFF MY HOOK AND JAYNE MANSFIELD HERE BIT. 926 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:53,845 JAYNE MANSFIELD? NOT THE BRIGHTEST FISH, BUT SHE'S AWFULLY PRETTY. 927 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:55,280 YOU CAUGHT A FISH. YES. 928 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,715 AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME. YES. 929 00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,950 HOW WILL YOU TAKE A BATH? I DON'T KNOW. 930 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,186 HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LIVE? HARD TO SAY. 931 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:04,255 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FEED IT? THIS IS WHY I DON'T FISH. 932 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:07,092 SHE IS KIND OF CUTE. SHE HAS A GREAT TAIL SWISH. 933 00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:09,327 OTHER THAN BRINGING HOME A PET, HOW WAS FISHING? 934 00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:12,163 GOOD. THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL -- SNOWY AND SPARKLY -- 935 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:15,200 AND RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM THE SHAHAELA LODGE AND SPA. 936 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:16,968 I KNEW THAT. HOW? 937 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,804 ALEX TOLD ME WHEN YOU GUYS LEFT. 938 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,739 YOU'RE ALREADY IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER. 939 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:22,841 EH, WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M WILY. UH-HUH. 940 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,676 ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HIM AGAIN? 941 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:25,811 UH-HUH. CAMPING? 942 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,245 UNH-UNH. GOOD. 943 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:30,381 YOU THINK WE SHOULD SEND HER BACK INTO THE WILD? 944 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,684 UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK SHE'S ALREADY DOMESTICATED -- 945 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:35,120 BATHS AND SCENTED CANDLES. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HER. 946 00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,689 MAYBE WE CAN TRAIN HER TO DO TRICKS. TOMORROW. 947 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:39,891 GOODNIGHT, JAYNE. GOODNIGHT, JAYNE. 948 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:44,562 [ SPLASHING ]